“aboutour argument tonightwhatever it wasaboutand no matterhow unhappyit made usfeelremember thatthere is acatsomewhereadjusting to thespace of itselfwith a delightfulwonderment ofeasiness.in other ...”

“The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, youll live ten times longer than if you have ten. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and ...”

“Animals are inspirational. They dont know how to lie. They are natural forces.”

“Having a bunch of cats around is good. If you're feeling bad, just look at the cats, you'll feel better, because they know that everything is, just as it is.”

“The cat is the beautiful devil.”

“What greater gift than the love of a cat.”

“After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.”

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”