“Because you are the superhero fledgling. Im just your more attractive sidekick. Oh, and the herd of nerds are your dorky minions.”

“Then your heart is a black, shriveled thing, because you absolutely betray me.”

“So, even in the midst of craziness and exhaustion and a life-changing chaos,I was filled with peace and the sweet knowledge that I was walking the path my Goddess wanted me on.”

“What greater gift than the love of a cat.”

“After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.”

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”