Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. Im counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give you a reason to be nasty, they dont give you a reason to be in this lane.

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J.A. Konrath was a contemporary American writer. Joseph Andrew Konrath is an American fiction writer working in the mystery, thriller, and horror genres. He writes as J. Read more on Wikipedia →

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