“One of the greatest journeys in life is overcoming insecurity and learning to truly not give a shit.”

“There's a word for an author who doesn't give up... published.”

“Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. Im counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give you a reason to be nasty, they dont give you a re...”

“Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. I’m counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give you a reason to be nasty, they don’t give you a ...”

“I have always found that actively lovingsaves one from a morbid preoccupationwith the shortcomings of society.”

“Those who complain that fate is against them will have a hard time finding happiness in their lives”

“Complaining is truly my strongest weakness.”

“Feast, and your halls are crowdedFast, and the world goes bySucceed and give, and it helps you liveBut no man can help you die”

“A positive mental attitude can improve your health, enhance your relationships, increase your chances of success, and add years to your life.”

“Everything that happens is always for goodAnd that happened to me is for very good”