“Ideas are like wine. They get better when they have time to mature.”

“God is like a search engine He is willing to answer your requests, but you must ask Him the right questions.”

“Sometimes changing the world is as simple as changing the way you look at it.”

“Dreams are doorways into other dimensions that you forget how to open once youre awake.”

“The only working model of socialism I have ever seen is in an elementary school classroom.”

“Luck is often just skill expressing itself without the brains consent.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.”

“Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts?”

“You'd be surprised how easy some things can be, things you never thought you'd do, when you take self-respect out of the equation.”