“There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world.”

“It's like a fairy tale. . . on crack!”

“I really dont get this whole oranges thing. Its like, does he want to eat them or go out with them?”

“CREONTA: Rope! My rope! Hang those two thieves by the neck until they are dead.THE ROPE: Alack, but vile and ill-natured female! Upon wherein did thine affections tarry when I didst but lie here an...”

“I really don’t get this whole oranges thing. It’s like, does he want to eat them or go out with them?”

“There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world.”

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”

“The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.”

“Satire is a lesson, parody is a game.”

“A question, doctor," he said. "Why doesn't the coyote take the money he spends on bird costumes and catapults and radioactive road runner food pellets and explosive missiles and simply go eat Chine...”

“It was Colonel Parkman who upped stakes, crossed the border, and named our town, thus perversely commemorating a battle in which he'd lost. (Though perhaps that's not so unusual: many people take a...”