“Youre one tough egg to crack. You know that? Youre like a Kinder egg wrapped inside a mystery wrapped inside an enigma.”

“Then maybe youll believe me when I sayyoure pretty fucking special, Laney Hill.”

“Eventually, you're gonna have to let someone in.”

“Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself.”

“How can you love someone who doesn't think they deserve to be loved?”

“Are you going to give her gonorrhea too, or was that gift just for me?”

“Youre one tough egg to crack. You know that? Youre like a Kinder egg wrapped inside a mystery wrapped inside an enigma.”

“Then maybe youll believe me when I sayyoure pretty fucking special, Laney Hill.”

“Eventually, you're gonna have to let someone in.”

“There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world.”

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”

“The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.”