“Magic fucking phone.”

“When Eleanor was a little girl, she'd thought her mom looked like a queen, like the star of some fairy tale.Not a princess - princesses are just pretty. Eleanor's mother was beautiful. She was tall...”

“Not that kind of cheating," Mags said. "More like...skipping ahead. If you like someone, you should have to make an effort. You should have to get to know the person--you should have to work for th...”

“Sometimes she wondered if the shape of his eyes affected how he saw things. That was probably the most racist question of all time.”

“I like science fiction, I like fantasy, I like time travel, so I had this idea: What if you had a phone that could call into the past?”

“If you were an alien who came to our bookstores - or browsed our teen magazines - you'd think that only Earth girls who look like Mila Kunis ever got any action.”

“A heart, once stolen, can never be taken back.”

“Maybe we should go on lots of double dates, Cath said, and then we can get married on the same day in a double ceremony, in matching dresses, and the four of us will light the unity candle all at t...”

“Well, she said. Im frustrated.Dont make me angry-kiss you.Give me the laundry.Tempers rising, faces flushed This is how it happens.”

“There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world.”

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”

“The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.”

“I love you, he says, still meeting Harrys eyes, and it took me a while to get here, but I think that maybe Ive always loved you. But you wanna know the other thing that I know for sure? Besides the...”

“You wanna love me for the rest of your life?Baby, Im gonna love you for the rest of my life, Harry says, pressing a quick, careful kiss to the corner of Louis mouth. I just hope that you want to be...”

“I love you in my bed at night, and when I wake up, and I love hearing you sing, and I love telling you to stop bothering me, and I love walking to Vans noodle house with you, and I love you I love...”