“Take note, Anderson. Size and martial ability do not need to come with a correlating decrease in intelligence.”

“In the meantime, Ill get a job. Ill pay my own way. A job? Mmm, yeah. Its that thing people do to make money.”

“I wouldnt call Gabriel Walsh if I was on fire. She pursed her lips. No, I might. To sue everyone responsiblefrom the person who lit the match to those who made my clothes. But Id wait until the fir...”

“Demon possession strains the boundaries of credulity, given the sheer number of times it seems to happen. One would really hope demons had better things to do with their time.”

“I'd seriously contemplated a real collar - a sparkly green one - if only because I was sure it would offend his dignity.”

“...ethics were in most cases a burden that could be reasonably ignored in pursuit of necessity.”

“We stand at a crossroads. Do we choose 'the will to power' or 'the will to humanity,' or perhaps a new configuration of both: the power of humanity?”

“One thing I learned as a journalist is that there is at least one disgruntled person in every workplace in America -- and at least double that number with a conscience. Hard as they try, they simpl...”

“Create all the happiness you are able to create; remove all the misery you are able to remove. Every day will allow you, --will invite you to add something to the pleasure of others, --or to dimini...”

“Wherever they might be they always remember that the past was a lie, that memory has no return, that every spring gone by could never be recovered, and that the wildest and most tenacious love was ...”

“Jane: "Look, Dave Chandler left me on the ninth floor of our university research library without my panties after we lost our virginity together. He never called me again and actually turned on his...”

“Jane: "Missy was not so subtly reminding me that she had done something nice for me and here i was being rude when all she was asking me to do was attend a nice party. This was the way southern wom...”