“The Philosopher's Motto: I came, I saw, I pondered!”

“They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?”

“My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!”

“If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable.”

“I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!”

“The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me!”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”

“If you want something new, you have to stop doing something old”

“I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.”

“Each voice carries a portion of value, no matter how unpalatable or distasteful that voice may be: no one person, government, ideology, transnational, or religious institution can own and dominate ...”