“Keep focusing on God and all things will work out.”

“One play down and 497 to Go!”

“The truth is what we say it is...prove to me this desk is not a cow!”

“Nobody touches my ding dongs!”

“Just a few more years and then we'll join the circus.”

“To be happy, make others happy.”

“Alas, impatience is but another form of unhappiness. It is true, it is true. I have never met a happy impatient person.”

“Happiness is never in a rush. If you move too fast, you leave it behind.”

“If you want to be happy, work with all your heart.”

“I do my best thinking at night when everyone else is sleeping. No interruptions. No noise. I like the feeling of being awake when no one else is.”

“I feel like Ive been split open and stuffed with sunshine.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”