How long you guys been renovating? Craig asked Arianna.About a month.How much longer?Arianna sighed. The contractor messed up the counters, so who knows.Preaching to the choir.Yeah?Oh, yeah. But in the end everything turned out for the best.How so?Well, for one, I switched from laminate to granite.Granite . . . She exhaled, confounded, as if the granite countertop quandary was the most perplexing philosophical question of all time. Yeah . . .Were torn.More expensive, but aesthetically superior, Craig lobbied. Also retains value longer.Knowing the sexual perversity about to transpire, I couldnt reconcile that I was suddenly in an episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Granted, I didnt know from normal pregroup sex discussion topics, but I was pretty sure home improvement wasnt on the list.

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