“Tyler rounded the hood and opened the door. 'What?' he asked when she grinned at him. 'You've got a slide-over-here-honey seat!' His eyes crinkled with laughter. 'Well, what are you doing all the w...”

“Again the ranch is on the market and theyve shipped out the last of the horses, paid everybody off the day before, the owner saying, Give them to the real estate shark, Im out a here, dropping the ...”

“She had an ass that could make any man sin."~ Gunner Wilson”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”