“To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything but your heart.”

“We were all so young that there were no lines on our faces to read between.”

“I think this is what hooks one to gardening: it is the closest one can come to being present at creation.”

“I don't know why it's so hard for people to admit that sometimes they're just assholes who screw up because they don't expect to get caught.”

“You see, the best thing about wrong decisions is that they dont prevent you from making the right decisions later on. Its harder, but its not impossible.”

“Nigeria has divided itself into PDP and APC.The PDP is to go on making mistakes while APC is to prevent mistakes from being corrected.”