“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”

“The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.”

“True life lies in laughter, love and work.”

“The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.”

“There is no failure except in no longer trying.”

“I don't know why it's so hard for people to admit that sometimes they're just assholes who screw up because they don't expect to get caught.”

“You see, the best thing about wrong decisions is that they dont prevent you from making the right decisions later on. Its harder, but its not impossible.”

“Nigeria has divided itself into PDP and APC.The PDP is to go on making mistakes while APC is to prevent mistakes from being corrected.”