Nick leans down and kisses my eyelids. Loving you, Zara, is a full-time job. Its a great job, dont get me wrong. Its the best job in the universe. But it is not easy, because you tend to . . .Get hurt? Betty suggests. Find trouble? Pass out? Break arms?All of the above. Nick laughs.My hand finds Nicks wrist and I grab onto its thickness. You know, Im the patient here. Wheres the bedside manner? Wheres the sympathy?Zara, sympathy is just a good excuse to buy greeting cards and make sorry eyes and secretly gloat over how glad you are that you arent the person whose crap is hanging out there for the world to see, Betty says.
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Carrie Jones, Captivate.
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- Humor — Witty observations and humorous takes on everyday life