“It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad.”

“One of the inescapable encumbrances of leading an interesting life is that there have to be moments when you almost lose it.”

“I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead. ”

“Songwriters write songs, but they really belong to the listener.”

“The only thing that is still free in this world is religion, which is why a lot of people "find it.”

“Forget that blind ambition, and learn to trust your intuition.”

“I do not love men: I love what devours them.”

“Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.”

“Part of his mind was screaming, but it was a distant one and easy to ignore.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”