“But you're like me, he says. An outsider. Different. A freak. We're both weird, which is why we get along.”

“The demons were scary, but girls - Well, girls are really terrifying”

“But you're like me,” he says. “An outsider. Different. A freak. We're both weird, which is why we get along.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”