“No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.”

“What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?”

“How did that go [Butler] asked. Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age.Fabulous, said Artemis, his voice dripping with sarcasm. Were planning a June wedding.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”