“I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been.”

“By shutting out the real world we can live peacefully in ours. We know that a world without pain is a world without feeling But a world without feeling is a world without pain.”

“A child may not know how to feed itself, or what to eat, yet it knows hunger.”

“I dont know whats worse: to not know what you are and be happy, or to become what youve always wanted to be, and feel alone.”

“Its easy to make frends if you let pepul laff at you.”

“I just want to be smart like other pepul so I can have lots of frends who like me.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“I use a whole lot of half-assed semicolons; there was one of them just now; that was a semicolon after 'semicolons,' and another one after 'now.”

“There is an underlying rhythm to all text. Sentences crashing fall like the waves of the sea, and work unconsciously on the reader. Punctuation is the music of language. As a conductor can influenc...”