“My imagination was running amok again. Twice in one night. This never happens when Im sitting in front of a typewriter.”

“When I was a teenager, most fathers tended to go berserk when I asked their daughters on a date.... I discovered that all fathers go berserk when their daughters start dating. I have to assume this...”

“She looked confused. She looked off-balance. Thats a technique I employ to get dates, and it always works.”

“Writers, even unpublished writers, have a tendency not to notice what’s going on around them when they are the center of attention.”

“She looked confused. She looked off-balance. That’s a technique I employ to get dates, and it always works.”

“great writers are indecent peoplethey live unfairlysaving the best part for paper.good human beings save the worldso that bastards like me can keep creating art,become immortal.if you read this aft...”

“Some writers enjoy writing, I am told. Not me. I enjoy having written.”

“Becoming a writer is about becoming conscious. When you're conscious and writing from a place of insight and simplicity and real caring about the truth, you have the ability to throw the lights on ...”