“I'm the kind of boy that can fall in love with any girl because I love with the heart, not the eyes.”

“If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.”

“You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you and you'll never treat yourself right darling but I want ya too if I let you knoooowww Im here for you then maybe you'll love yourself like I l...”

“Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for the right person.”

“Katy Perry still gets me every time. She's very funny in person! We met at the Teen Choice Awards and she pulled my cheeks apart and told me how cute I was. My life was literally flashing before my...”

“Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food!”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”