“You never knew the last time you were seeing someone. You didn't know when the last argument happened, or the last time you had sex, or the last time you looked into their eyes and thanked God they...”

“The truth was...he was in love with her. Totally over-the-line, no-going-back, not-even-dead-would-he-part kind of shit.”

“Some things are destined to be -- it just takes us a couple of triesto get there.”

“In the silence, she felt the past and the present shift and mix, but that was a mirage. There was no way to comfort the lost boy he'd been back then. But she had the grown male.She had him right in...”

“Indeed, the human mind appeared to suffer from a crippling need to fabricate in the absence of concrete proof.”

“Okay, okay, okay go to your corners, boys. This is a nice Aubusson carpet youre standing on. You get blood on it and Ill have Fritz so far up my ass Ill be coughing on his hankie.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”