Falon stared at Del intently, trying to figure out what was different. As usual, Del was impeccably dressed in a lavender dress that revealed her curves. Her nail polish and shoes matched her clothing perfectly. Dels shoulder-length blond hair looked the same. Smile at me, Falon said suddenly, and Del showed her teeth. You got Botox again. Yeah, my dentist does it at his office now. I can get my teeth cleaned and my lines erased at the same time. If I could get him to do collagen injections, Id be set. I wish these doctors would work together. If my gynecologist worked in the same office as my dentist, Id look like a race car in the pit. Id get it all done in one appointment and be back on the road in no time. Del glanced at her watch. That reminds me, Im going to see a plastic surgeon for a consultation tomorrow, so Ill be late getting here in the morning. Would you leave your face alone? Del, you look fine. Its not my face, Im thinking about having my vagina reshaped. The other day when I was being lasered, I was staring at it in the big mirror. You can really see all your girl junk in it, but its kind of magnified, so I wasnt really sure if things were as out of proportion as they seemed. When I got home, I looked at it with a hand mirror, and it still doesnt look right to me. Del stood and began pulling up her dress. Youve seen a shitload of vaginas, so I want you to tell me Dont you dare whip that out in here! Falon covered her eyes with her hand. Im not looking at it, Del. Im not! Come on, really? Del looked completely taken aback. You looked at my boobs. Thats because you turned them loose before I realized what you were doing. Falon waved her hand. Your lady junk is far more personal than boobs. How so? Cleavage, Falon blurted out. You wear shirts that show cleavage, thats like a little preview. Your lady junk is a total mystery, and I want it to stay that way...
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About Robin Alexander, Fearless
Robin Alexander, Fearless.
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- Humor — Witty observations and humorous takes on everyday life