“I did not tell Fat this, but technically he had become a Buddha. It did not seem to me like a good idea to let him know. After all, if you are a Buddha you should be able to figure it out for yours...”

“Fear can make you do more wrong than hate or jealousy... fear makes you always, always hold something back.”

“Everybody knows that Aristotelian two-value logic is fucked.”

“They ought to make it a binding clause that if you find God you get to keep Him.”

“It has been said of dreams that they are a 'controlled psychosis,' or, put another way, a psychosis is a dream breaking through during waking hours.”

“Pious people spoke to God, and crazy people imagined that God spoke back.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“The are timesWhen you may think that people are staring at you -They are.”

“There are timesWhen you may think that people are staring at you -They are.”

“Strange how paranoia can link up with reality now and then.”