“What do you call yourself?" the Fawn said at last. Such a soft sweet voice it had!"I wish I knew!" thought poor Alice. She answered, rather sadly, "Nothing, just now.""Think again," it said: "that ...”

“Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and stupid for life to go on in the common way.”

“It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.”

“Its no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”

“Cat: Where are you going?Alice: Which way should I go?Cat: That depends on where you are going.Alice: I dont know.Cat: Then it doesnt matter which way you go.”

“Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”