“Even before we met and long after we're both gone, my heart lives inside of yours. I'm forever and ever in love with you.”

“Ten minutes with a genuine friend is better than years spent with anyone less.”

“At the end of the day, I just want to sit with someone I love and chat about what matters and even what doesnt.”

“Every word youve ever said, is written somewhere in my mind.”

“Truthfully, there're only a handful of people in this world who really get joy from seeing you happy. Most won't care if youre happy, only if you're miserable like they are. They eat that shit up.”

“You either learn to play hard ball or you become the ball.”

“Anyone who is willing to work and is serious about it will certainly find a job. Only you must not go to the man who tells you this, for he has no job to offer and doesn't know anyone who knows of ...”

“Choose your counsel, company and companions wisely: beware seeking wise words of advice from a fool or expecting informed opinions or decisions from the ignorant.”

“If you find it difficult to get along with your boss, try to reason with him and talk through your differences. If that doesn't work, drive him to suicide and take over the company.”

“I cant remember the moment I was labeled bitch for the first time, but it sure wasnt in the blogosphere of 2008. It was well before the blogosphere, let alone the World Wide Web, existed. The first...”

“She also keeps talking about the Billie Holiday record she bought for me. And she says she wants to expose me to all these great things. And to tell you the truth, I don't really want to be exposed...”

“Self-Help books are for bitchesss”