“I think the last thing you should do to someone willing to put your penis in their mouth is give them criticism.”

“You're a man, man. That means seeing two rocks on the ground that kind of look like tits will arouse you.”

“I didn't let what I wanted to do become a made up memory that I looked back on years down the road and wished it was real.”

“Honestly, if I stay on this gruelling path, I'm going to end up as another suicide statistic.”

“I must have appeared like a real bad boy in Christy's eyes. Well, at least a bad boy by home and away standards.”

“It wasn't a glorious or grand act of misadventure but it was a start. It wasn't what I should have done but it was what I truly wanted to do.”

“To die will be an awfully big adventure.”

“Go outside. Dont tell anyone and dont bring your phone. Start walking and keep walking until you no longer know the road like the palm of your hand, because we walk the same roads day in and day ou...”

“To fall in love with God is the greatest romance; to seek him the greatest adventure; to find him, the greatest human achievement.”

“Read. Learn. Write. Travel.”

“A heart in love is a thriller book of many stories”

“All adventurous women do.”

“Anyone who is willing to work and is serious about it will certainly find a job. Only you must not go to the man who tells you this, for he has no job to offer and doesn't know anyone who knows of ...”

“Choose your counsel, company and companions wisely: beware seeking wise words of advice from a fool or expecting informed opinions or decisions from the ignorant.”

“If you find it difficult to get along with your boss, try to reason with him and talk through your differences. If that doesn't work, drive him to suicide and take over the company.”