I deciced if I were ever to get into booze and women, my line would be, 'Excuse me, madam, but I would really love to bed and muss you. . . . Are you perchance free this evening?

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Rachel Cohn was American writer. Rachel Cohn is an American young adult fiction writer. Her first book, Gingerbread, was published in 2002. Read more on Wikipedia →

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  • Humor — Witty observations and humorous takes on everyday life

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