“The Philosopher's Motto: I came, I saw, I pondered!”

“They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?”

“My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!”

“If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable.”

“I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!”

“The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me!”

“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not de...”

“My interpretation can only be as inerrant as I am, and that's good to keep in mind.”

“When you translate the Bible with excessive literalism, you demythologize it. The possibility of a convincing reference to the individual's own spiritual experience is lost. (111)”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”