Everyone needs to calm down! Okay, you got a weird cookie. So what? I dont mean to swat your ego here, buddy, but this smacks a little narcissistic for me. God is not trying to communicate to you through a cookie. It doesnt work that way. Gods not all Jack-and-the-magic-beans and tooth-beneath-the pillow voodoo. You dont just close your eyes, flap open your Bible, and slam a steak knife into a verse. Its that sort of thinking that leads to witch trials and Senate probes.

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  • God — Spiritual reflections on the divine, faith, and creation
  • Religion — Exploring belief systems, worship, and spiritual practice

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