“Besides the pain in my gut, why shouldn't I laugh? I've almost escaped death in a foreign country.”

“I think that Richard was more of a one-girl-for-the-rest-of-your-life-marry-and-make-a-family kind of guy.”

“There has to be at least one other reason besides money that makes you do the things that you do.”

“There's no need to blame fate or destiny for a stupid decision.”

“Your imagination and some masturbation is a much better alternative to finding out what kind of person a bit of casual sex transforms you into.”

“Don't get me wrong, she was an attractive girl, but the last thing she needed was to get mixed up with me.”

“I think that Richard was more of a one-girl-for-the-rest-of-your-life-marry-and-make-a-family kind of guy.”

“And like tea dissolving in hot water, the sun dissolved in the sky creating a velvet horizon, announcing for the stars night dance with the moon, the awaited joy for the wounded souls. -- From Bali...”

“There has to be at least one other reason besides money that makes you do the things that you do.”

“The Delta agent saw my itinerary and said, 'Youre flying to Jakarta via Atlanta, Frankfurt, Amsterdam, Bangkok and Kuala Lumpur? You must have really pissed off your travel agent.”

“The Delta agent saw my itinerary and said, 'You’re flying to Jakarta via Atlanta, Frankfurt, Amsterdam, Bangkok and Kuala Lumpur? You must have really pissed off your travel agent.”

“I do not know where to go, but I have been on the road.”

“While she was in transit, being unattached was exhilarating, but the moment she stopped, so did the high.”

“The natural tenderness and delicacy of our constitution, added to the many dangers we are subject to from your sex, renders it almost impossible for a single lady to travel without injury to her ch...”