“Please take note that any and all dragon petting will be at your own peril. We are not liable for any injuries sustained while petting.”

“Lost: The common sense of an unconventional dreamer. If found, please return to Love The Stacks.”

“Learning new things exercises the brain in such a titillating way.”

“Authors: The only people you thank for leaving you emotionally devastated.”

“Books have a complete disregard for your feelings. They don't care if you are crying. They are going to continue making you cry.”

“Authors are but the instrument to be played. The art is inside them, but many people help create it.”

“Some experiences are universal. A girl is a girl whether she lives in West Omaha or Sweet Valley. Books are often far more than books.”

“A half-read book is a half-finished love affair.”

“The love of learning, the sequestered nooks,And all the sweet serenity of books”

“You love tests?""Well, yeah. There are questions and answers. True or false, multiple choice, essay. What's not to love?”

“You love tests?""Well, yeah. There are questions and answers. True or false, multiple choice, essay. What's not to love?”