“To answer your question as honestly as I can, I've wanted since I was very little to not have to worry about money. I've never been poverty-level poor (I mean, there's been years where I've been of...”

“It's hard to get motivated fixing a compile-time syntax error when you can buy a powder that turns a house into a monster.”

“I love the idea that if you're going to travel through time, you do it in this insanely dangerous car travelling at 88 miles per hour.”

“The world isn't fair, Calvin.""I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?”

“The animated cartoon has a lot to teach the writer, above all how to define characters and objects with a few strokes.”

“Grown ups could learn a lesson from watching cartoons.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettie...”

“To know the history of science is to recognize the mortality of any claim to universal truth. ”

“The scientist only imposes two things, namely truth and sincerity, imposes them upon himself and upon other scientists.”