“In my opinion, not all famous people are loaded with tons of money.”

“Its Not About How Much Money You Make, Instead Its About What You Do With The Money That You Do Make.”

“When I Find Myself in A Depressed State, I Try and Write to Feel Better. However, If Writing Doesn't Work, Then You Can Almost Always Catch Me Watching Cartoons on Television, Like Scooby-Dooby-Do ...”

“I Still Have So Much I Wish to Accomplish in My Life, Before I Finally leave This Godforsaken Place -- For Good.”

“Before You Begin Writing Your Book, Ask Yourself A Very Important Question: What Kind of Results Do I Plan To Receive From Writing This Book? If You Say Money, Then Don't Bother Even Writing The Book.”

“Don't Become An Artist, Actor, Muscian, Producer or Writer, Etc, For Only The Money. You May Be Very Dissapointed.”

“To my fellow writers' I say, 'Write. Build an imaginary world like nobody's watching.”

“The wolf had begun hunting human prey. They were plentiful in the dark city streets and provided enough good meat to satiate his gnawing hunger. He was still very careful not to let any who saw him...”

“Whoosh! went the bluebird of sarcasm, zooming miles above Dales head.”

“My mistake was that I didn't kill you.”

“I tell everyone who asks me about writing...almost everyone has an idea for a book, and some even have a great ending, but it's that 290 or so pages in between that are tough!”

“It would be too easy to become infatuated with a man like him, and also decidedly unwise considering the female debris left in his wake.”

“...it is my belief that all of us suffer from some kind of mental instability. What would you say if I told you we all are a little crazy?”

“Watch out for your daughters.The man is coming.Hell promise you the world.But if you accept, theres no turning back.Watch out for your daughters.Because here comes Jack.”