“God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.”

“A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.”

“In Roslyn, Pennsylvania, we started our real-life family circus. They provided the inspiration for my cartoons. I provided the perspiration.”

“They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything.”

“Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.”

“We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment.”

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my ...”

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“This life is what you make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your f...”

“When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.”

“The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.”

“This is where it all begins. Everything starts here, today.”

“We accept the love we think we deserve.”

“All Earthquakes and Disasters are warnings theres too much corruption in the world ”

“Its only when youre at the bottom of the ladder that you ascend.”