Shes such a bitch, Tina says, which I find a little contradictory, but overall quite true. Shes got to be in charge of everything.I sit next to her. Well, I guess. But in business, thats leadership.Tina stares at me for a second. I cant believe you consider that a positive trait. How about her inability to accept other points of view? Is it good leadership to be narrow, too?Focus, I say. They call that focus.Tina stares at me. Her paranoia?Business savvy.Compulsive need to have everything just how she wants it?Organizational skills.Aggressiveness?Aggressiveness, I say, is already a good thing.Jesus Christ, Tina says, her eyebrow ring glinting in the morning sun. Sometimes I worry about this country.

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