For some reason, I kept trying to see how much pubic hair he had. It was all matted and kind of orange, like something you use to scrub soap scum. When he caught me looking, he told me that the landlord on the show Mr. Furley or whatever his name was didnt try hard enough. That guy doesnt try hard enough, Steve, he said. I felt weirdly ashamed when he said that. So much so that I went into his room and urinated on his bed.
