“Toby Zeigler: There's literally no one in the world I don't hate right now.”

“Josh: So, Toby, its election night. What do you say about a country that goes out of its way to protect even those citizens that try to destroy it?Toby: God bless America.”

“Mrs. Landingham, does the President have free time this morning?" "The President has nothing but free time, Toby. Right now he's in the residence eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. ...”

“I love writing, but hate starting. The page is awfully white and it says, 'You may have fooled some of the people some of the time but those days are over, Giftless. I'm not your agent and I'm not ...”

“Toby: All right. It couldn't have gone far, right?Sam: No.Toby: Somewhere in this building...is our talent. ”

“Margaret: Can I - can I just say something for the future?Leo: Yeah.Margaret: I can sign the President's name. I have his signature down pretty good.Leo: You can sign the President's name?Margaret:...”

“Oratory is the power to talk people out of their sober and natural opinions.”

“Glittering generalities! They are blazing ubiquities.”

“I am not fond of uttering platitudes In stained-glass attitudes.”

“All words are pegs to hang ideas on.”

“A word is not the same with one writer as it is with another. One tears it from his guts. The other pulls it out of his overcoat pocket.”

“No doubt I shall go on writing, stumbling across tundras of unmeaning, planting words like bloody flags in my wake....”