“What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.”

“Theres a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.”

“People are the most difficult thing in the world to change”

“Im not a bad person. I havent killed anyone. I (rarely) lie. I dont kick little puppies. So why do people look at me as if the world would be a better place without me?”

“There are times I wish I were invisible. Which is silly, since I do everything I can to stand out.”

“There are two kinds of people, shed said. Those who coast through life like ducks in a row, following one after the other, and those who ride the waves. Tears spilled down my cheeks, and my voice c...”

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”

“If I am going to be drownedif I am going to be drownedif I am going to be drowned, why, in the name of the seven mad gods who rule the sea, was I allowed to come thus far and contemplate sand and t...”

“I'm an Earth ecstatic, and my creed is simple: All life is sacred, life loves life, and we are capable of improving our behavior toward one another. As basic as that is, for me it's also tonic and ...”