“Would you like to become my wife?""Imbecile! What a question. It's my greatest dream!!!”

“I asked him what his work was. He answered that he devoted all his time to his political activities... He was undoubtedly busy with the diplomatic relations between his testicles and women's breast.”

“Love is the opposite of good sense.”

“To be the mistress of a married man is to have the better role. Do you realize? His dirty shirt, his disgusting underwear, his daily ironing, his bad breath, his hemorrhoid attacks, his fuss, not t...”

“Men's pride is situated in their scrotums.”

“Since the experience is different for each individual, the tension will reflect that experience. In some persons the whole lower half of the body is relatively immobilized and held in a passive sta...”

“I've never seen or touched anything.""Can you explain then how you had children?""You're right. It's true I have four kids. Four! But still I have never seen the male organ. He came into the bedroo...”

“A relationship is not just about sex it is much more than that. Sex is only a tool in love, not love itself.”

“No sane person resists the smell of the soil when sprinkled with water,Especially the smell of the intercourse between earth and rain.”

“A relationship is not just about sex – it is much more than that. Sex is only a tool in love, not love itself.”

“We have to prepare for the worst, and the worst is war.”

“youre already naked in this worldin this timein this lifebeacause your next loveyour next hungeryou next laughterand even your next tearmay never come”

“Negotiations with Iran, especially, will not be easy under any circumstances, but I suspect that they might be somewhat less difficult if the nuclear-weapon states could show that their requests ar...”