“If this is a dream, may we never wake up!”

“Don't be afraid! Hold my hand and let's jump off that cliff together. ”

“Momentary happiness is worse than permanent misery.”

“I have to convince myself every night that I love you before I go to sleep lest I wake up empty.”

“Without purpose, we're zombies aimlessly roaming the earth.”

“Once upon a time, I wish I had sneezed. The end.”

“There is only one God and all atheists will learn that after their deaths”

“Nature is what we know. We do not know the gods of religions. And nature is not kind, or merciful, or loving. If God made me the fabled God of the three qualities of which I spoke: mercy, kindness...”

“Nobody that has seen a baby born can believe in god for a second. When you see your child born, and the panic, and the amount of technology that is saving the life of the two people you love most i...”

“God made me an Atheist”

“Creationists eagerly seek a gap in present-day knowledge or understanding. If an apparent gap is found, it is assumed that God, by default, must fill it.”

“If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating pork.”

“I had a standing agreement with god. I'd agree to believe in him, barely, so long as he let me sleep in on Sundays.”