Tim Minchin's musings on Tony, the first 'fish' ever to have feet:Imagine what Tony would think, standing there on his brand new feet on the brink of the beginnings of mankind as we know it... if he could look forward just a few short... hundreds of millions of years... to see one of his descendants... an Israeli Jew by the name of Jesus, having a nail hammered through his feet... the very feet that Tony provided him with, as a punishment for having a, sort of, schizophrenic discourse with a God who was created by Mankind to explain the existence of feet in the absence of the knowledge of the existence of Tony.

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Tim Minchin was a contemporary Australian musician, writer, actor and comedian. Timothy David Minchin AM is an Australian comedian, actor, writer, musician, poet, composer, and songwriter. Read more on Wikipedia →

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  • Religion — Exploring belief systems, worship, and spiritual practice

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