“We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.”

“He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us!”

“Every gathering has its moment. As an adult, I distract myself by trying to identify it, dreading the inevitable downswing that is sure to follow. The guests will repeat themselves one too many tim...”

“The thought of killing myself had slowed me down to five miles per hour. The thought of killing someone else stopped me completely.”

“I would later discover it was a bad idea to gather more than two of these people in an enclosed area for any length of time. The stage was not only a physical place but also a state of mind, and th...”

“There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows.”

“A black cat crossing the road is considered bad luck in some cultures. What about the cats culture?”

“Eros will have naked bodies Friendship naked personalities.”

“Does God get what God wants?Thats a good question. An interesting question. And its an important question that has given us much to discuss. But theres a better question. One that we actually can a...”

“Nobody fights over the opinion of which book is better. So why do we fight over which religion is better, if they're all based on books? Let us read and learn from them all and unite in our differe...”

“How many races have been dehumanized in the name of evolution and scientific race theories? Is a bomb a religious or a scientific invention?”