Quotes by Ted Nugent

“Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.”

“I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.”

“I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.”

“Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's ...”

“My idea of fast food is a mallard.”

“The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.”

“The good news is that real-world hands-on conservation is alive and well and catching on across the America I travel.”

“I surround myself with positive, productive people of good will and decency.”

“Like all other law-abiding Americans, I fully support legal immigration.”

“Use your lives wisely, my friends, and conserve these precious freedoms for future generations.”

“The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.”

“Practice, practice, practice. Practice until you get a guitar welt on your chest...if it makes you feel good, don't stop until you see the blood from your fingers. Then you'll know you're on to som...”

“Apartheid isn't that cut and dry. All men are not created equal. The preponderance of South Africa is a different breed of man … They still put bones in their noses, they still walk around naked, t...”

“Ted likes his meat dead, enough said”

“With all due respect, many in the entertainment industry are deep into mind-altering substance abuse, and when one’s logic and intellectual calculating powers are replaced with dopey feel-good, fan...”

“Pat Buchanan...was fired by MSNBC for doing nothing more than voicing his rock-solid conservative thoughts on the otherwise failing network....The real message of the left is intolerance, zealotry,...”

“If it was up to me, if you uttered the word 'gun control,' we'd put you in jail.”

“And let's all be honest here; more of us believe in the American hero Sheriff Joe Arpaio's thorough investigation into your phony birth certificate and phony history than the phony media's smoke an...”

“Big bangs don't make this. That's not a big bang. God made that. That's a liver. That's mystical. You and I can't make livers. Things banging don't make livers. This is mystical stuff. This is magi...”

“I'll show you some security and I'll show you some peace: Nagasaki and Hiroshima. You fuck with us and we'll fucking melt you.”