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“Maybe I should have given more thought to her thoughts.”
“Self-harm appealed to my sadness but I didn't let it coax me.”
“Would I come off as a creepy-stalker-kind-of-guy or would it demonstrate that I cared?”
“I'd developed an apology-is-much-better-than-asking-for-permission mentality.”
“A misadventurer's greatest fear is their mother.”
“My anger tempted the act of delinquency and it felt good to dabble.”
“The purpose of water is to drink it but we swim in it for the fun of it.”
“There were no snooty commuters at this late hour. They were home snug in their beds where they should be.”
“After spending the previous night the way I had, I felt I could afford to lose some of the daytime to sleep.”
“Maybe if you allowed me to blow off some steam, I wouldn't have been so frustrated when I had to find higher order fucking derivatives.”
“Acting with confidence, but inside lacking certainty, I'd told her I could.”
“They had to be untrustworthy enough to buy a minor alcohol but trustworthy enough to not walk away with my money.”
“One thing a girl loves more than a bad boy is a self-aware bad boy.”
“As long as you don't kill someone or seriously maim them, sure, it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks as long as you have a good time.”
“Misadventure will always cause someone to be pissed off at you, because they don't know what degree you're willing to go to to satisfy your need for misadventure.”
“Substituting the discount rate for the ever increasing chance of death and a dollar for joy, joy today is worth more than joy tomorrow.”
“I'd been exposed to alternate ways of thinking and it seriously affected the way my mother had reared me.”
“A misadventure is an act that has a safer, less self-detrimental, less interesting alternative. But you choose that act because you want to do something memorable and worthy of discussion.”
“An adventurer has a purpose. Such as finding new lands and valuable treasures. A misadventurer, besides doing it for the hell of it and for a good time, doesn't really have a good purpose.”
“Misadventure asked what the harm was partaking in one more and I decided not to argue with her.”