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“The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage.”
“For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.”
“A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying "long-time-no-see." If he hadn't broken your heart ...”
“A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying "long-time-no-see." If he hadn't broken your heart y...”
