Quotes by P.J. Bracegirdle, Fiendish Deeds

“Im looking for mushrooms. Giant ones, specifically of the deadly poisonous variety.How come?Monday is Teacher Appreciation Day, and I was thinking of making a nice quiche for Miss Keener.”

“I’m looking for mushrooms. Giant ones, specifically of the deadly poisonous variety.”“How come?”“Monday is Teacher Appreciation Day, and I was thinking of making a nice quiche for Miss Keener.”