Quotes by Ozzy Osbourne

“Killing a pig for a good old fry-up is one thing. But theres no excuse for being cruel, even if youre a bored teenage kid.”

“Rock music is not meant to be perfect.”

“All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don't subscribe to any of that. It's all just music. I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, an...”

“What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by.”

“Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my b...”

“They say military have the so-called 'secret intelligence' - this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I've never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the...”

“I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of other things over the years, which we don't really want to talk about.”

“Killing a pig for a good old fry-up is one thing. But there’s no excuse for being cruel, even if you’re a bored teenage kid.”

“I am a new and reformed Christian follower, I Love God”

“I am a raging alcoholic, but I don't want my kids to do the same.”

“I love you all; I love you more than life itself, but you're all fucking mad!”

“I keep hearing this [expletive] thing that guns don't kill people, but people kill people.”

“Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?”

“We are not going to continue until we hear the fucking roof rattle.”

“I like the word fuck. Fucking deal with it and move on to the first fucking question you have.”

“I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never piss on a piece of stone at the fucking Alamo at nine ...”

“I push this one button and the shower goes on and I think, where the fuck am I?”

“I live in a 9 million dollar turd.”

“We're the Osbournes, and I love it.”

“I hate these fucking stretch bastards junk pimp mobiles!”