14 quotes found
“I just saved your fucking life, Mom. . . . You could at least offer me an Oreo.”
“See, the world is full of things more powerful than us. But if you know how to catch a ride, you can go places,”
“It's--my God--like you stretched a tarp across a stadium to turn it into a giant tom-tom and crashed a 747 into it.”
“think that if Hiro was so convinced in his own mind that he was unworthy of her, maybe he knew something she didn't.”
“Supposing that originally there was nothing but one creator, how could ordinary binary sexual relations come into being?”
“Juanita believes that nothing is provably true or provably false in the Bible. Because if it's provably false, then the Bible is a lie, and if it's provably true, then the existence of God is prove...”
“Ninety-nine percent of everything that goes on in most Christian churches has nothing whatsoever to do with the actual religion. Intelligent people all notice this sooner or later, and they conclud...”
“But if life were a mellow elementary school run by well-meaning education Ph.D.s, the Deliverators report card would say: "Hiro is so bright and creative but needs to work harder on his cooperation...”
“The Deliverator's car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator's car unloads that ...”
“The franchise and the virus work on the same principle, what thrives in one place will thrive in another. You just have to find a sufficiently virulent business plan, condense it into a three-ring ...”
“Most countries are static, all they need to do is keep having babies. But America's like this big old clanking smoking machine that just lumbers across the landscape scooping up and eating everythi...”
“I just saved your fucking life, Mom...It's like, if you--people of a certain age--would make some effort to just stay in touch with sort of basic, modern-day events, then your kids wouldn't have to...”
“A Kourier has to establish space on the pavement. Predictable law-abiding behavior lulls drivers. They mentally assign you to a little box in the lane, assume you will stay there, can't handle it w...”
“Never been here before. It's like something on the top floor of a luxury high-rise casino in Atlantic City, where they put semi-retarded adults from South Philly after they've blundered into the me...”
